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How do you know if a love is true?
These are the words that echoed in Monica's mind. She reminisced about days past with that surreptitious, opulent and rather risque' Frederico that pruned her burgeon of roses who hemmed her gardens and gates. He was sublime, after all, and all of Monica's friends came to visit at 12 o' clock every day when Frederico was there to garden. Of course to confuse that with the fact that they actually came to see her and share a cup of tea or two. Monica wasn't naive, however, even when she spoke of her heart to Mary and Julia. But while she poured her soul to them that very day, they were deaf and blind to her words as they cupped their chins looking out the window gazing at the statuesque creature that pranced in his white tank and tight Guess jeans as he labored the gardens.
"Hello? Did you hear one word I said?" Monica sighed, the girls laughed and she got up and went to the phone. Maybe it's time I give someone a call...
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...... Monica SLAMMED the phone down, muttering to herself "you think in this day and age MOST people would have heard of VOICE MAIL or call waiting! But still...who WAS she calling? Perhaps it was.....
*** looks at watch** waiting....... 
"OMIGAWD" screamed Mary. "He's taken off his tank." 
Monica returned to the phone & this time dialed the TV station to see if they were missing a good looking hunk from the set of "Desperate Housewives", but no, that was not the case.
THATS when she thought about giving STEVE/WIl a call and see if they could bring THE 
ster with them. But alas and alac there was no answer. But then it hit her.......she reached into the drawer in the telephone table and pulled out..... 
Danger Girl's business card if anyone could get to the bottom of this the Girl and her trusty Dog could........
Just then the phone rings in the Danger Zone.. "Hello you've reached the Danger Zone leave a message at the beep"...... 
Well...Crap! Wasn't anyone home? Beside herself with jelousy and feeling very insecure, she hung up the phone. Danger Girl couldn't help her, no one could!
Monica pointed out her gorgeous Frederico to Danger Girl & pulled her to the side while Mary & Julia were enraptured by the sight out the window. "Oh Danger Girl!", she whispered quietly to her, "how do I know if a love is true? Can NO one tell me the answer to the question I ask?"
She stood up, took a deep breath, and said "Listen up girls, because I have something I need to say!". Her friends tore their eyes from the window and looked up at her expectantly... 
But just as she was about to speak, all the ladies were startled by a very loud noise coming from outside! In alarm, they all rushed to the window! All except for Monica, who immediately made made a mad dash to the door & flung it open, not even bothering to pause at the threshold.
"Listen Fredrico what's up with the amature strip tease in front of all of Monica's friends?" Danger Girl said confronting the half naked love of Monica's life. "Well, what do you have to say for yourself? Is that how you show someone you love them?" "Well,IS IT?"...
"What eezz theez love?" Last week's fake Spanish accent had been replaced by a fake Italian one. "Ah am eeen eet for zeee tips." His hands, still smeared with dirt, clutched dollar bills.
that's supposed to be from across her vast yard or something more like that. . . 
Danger Girl then let out the loudest whistle you ever heard and gave the command to Danger Dog. "Sic 'em DD", "take care my light work",
** the preceeding comment had to do with Fredrico throwing a BIG BONE to distract D.D. but was CENSORED by BIG BROTHER BRAVENET who said "NO CLOTHES MALFUNCTIONS HERE PLEASE!!"
Ha! Danger Dog was on a mission no bone would distract him. Just as Fredrico was about to scale the fence Danger Dog took a giant leap and landed.................
... jaws first on Fredricos left butt cheek! 
Fredrico let out a squeal so piercing it shattered the glass in Mrs. VonBurgers window!
"So much for the BUNS OF STEEL" video cried Fredrico, who was last seen running into sunset massagin his 
! Monica grinned...she now had THE FLOOR AGAIN!
**throw in token LOVE SCENE here**
~again the lights flicker...
Captain Canuck!! "Ladies, Ladies, Have no fear...The Captain is here!" "My telepathic powers sensed danger among you; and my psychic friend Hoolio has ... 
fried green tomatoes....they sell the best in the galaxy....
...not only did Evil Jake Dean have unbelievably bad breath, he had a diabolical plan to set a trap for Captain Canuck and Hoolio was very worried... Could the Captain and Danger Girl and Dog foil the Evil Jake Dean's horrible plans to get rid of them and take over the world???
...or would it...hee hee HELP!!!!
HELP,HELP! Danger Girl screamed as she woke up from the most terrifying dream ever! (Ha,it's the dream sequence thingy). Danger Dog it was horrible, Hoolio,Captain Canuck,Joe Cool,everyone was being kidnapped and taken away from Bravenet. And there was this guy that was in our friend Monica's yard taking his clothes off. Just then the phone rings "Hello" answers Danger Girl. It was her friend Monica crying......... 
Danger Girl !!!......there have been more men and superheroes in this yard then i can count on all my fingers and all my toes but here i stand in the middle of my yard wearing my most alluring outfit and...**sniffle**...**sniffle**
... "rub me the right way, all day!!! Do you know anyone??? The gardener was okay but now that he only has half a cheek I'm ready to move on! Can you help me DangerGirl?" DangerGirl thought for a moment and then replied...
... "What's wrong with Monica?" Louise asked Thelma, "Do you think she might be cracking up?". Thelma responded "I think she needs a man, there's got to be one around here who can fill Monica's needs!" Just then the doorbell rang...
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